Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
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Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
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It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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