Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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