You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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