That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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