I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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