my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
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