just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
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I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
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it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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