Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
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I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
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I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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