smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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