i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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