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just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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