Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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