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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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