So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Come see our sink grown plant.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
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I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
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We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
the raccoons are back...
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