But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
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