thus making me awesome and them whores
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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