Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
Help. Why am I so naked?
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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