So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Randomize
