So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
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Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
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I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
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