AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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