She's JV to your varsity
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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