some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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