i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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