Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
