I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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