Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
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i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
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Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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