So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
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its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
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I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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