we're blogging at a bar
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize