Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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