why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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