i just had sex bonerless
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Can I color on your dick again?
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
Randomize
