Its about making memories worth repressing
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Randomize
