I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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