your parents love me but you hate me
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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