Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
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I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
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Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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