Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
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Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
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Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Congratulations! We have a period
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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