he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Randomize
