I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
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