I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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