I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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