I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Randomize
