I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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