No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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