Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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