I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
Randomize
