Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
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You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
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there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
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