i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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