When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
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im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
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honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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