is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
It's official drugs can't kill me
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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