Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Randomize
