Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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