i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Randomize