just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Randomize
