I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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