Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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