Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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