I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
His hands were made for my vagina.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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