I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
We had to coat check the pizza.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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